9 Stup!d Answers for Stup!d Questions
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night and ask you “are you sleeping?”
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You’re making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ”did you just have a bath?”
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor.going to your office, yet they ask are you going up?”
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you.still asks him; ”are those flowers?”
Ans: no baby, they’re carrots!
6. You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; ”what are you.doing here?”
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ”are you sleeping?”
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ”Plz can I get you a table?”
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the.floor.
9. Are you reading this post?
Answer…………..
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