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9jaflaver Book Of Jokes:- We Gat Many Jokes For You You’ll Love (Get In Here)

 

9jaflaver Book Of Jokes:- We Gat Many Jokes For You You’ll Love (Get In Here)

This is meant for pure humors/Laughs!

Even if you have seen the joke before still Laugh. .Laughs can never be too much right cheesy

A boy returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had a single one thousand naira note, now there are ten pieces of hundred naira note, how come?
The boy said, ” na me change em, the last time wey I help person find purse, she say she for give me something but change no dey….
grin

Teacher : simply define Confusion
Chinedu: CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot cheesy

A boy watched their hen being mounted by 5 cocks same day,at the end of the day the hen was served as dinner.
The boy pushed his plate away and said”I’d rather sleep hungry than eat this prostitute… grin

That annoying moment when your parents call all your, uncles aunties, elder cousins and more.
Telling them that you have joined bad gang. simply because you dodged their slap…… cheesy

That awkward moment when after inserting a Disc in your dvd and find out its a porn video…..immediately, nepa takes light and brings it back in the night when ur entire family has gathered to watch d film showing last memory.
U don die
And the witches and wizards in your village will be like
*ITS OUR WORK O*
*SOFT WORK*

Why do some girls think its cool to remove a guys cap from his head and playfully run around with it…? If I remove your wig from your head and playfully run around with it, would you still find it funny?

Girls name on Facebook
1. American qirl _ maria Smith
2. Japanese qirl _ Natasha Lee
3. Ghanaian qirl _ mensah appian
4. Nigerian qirl _ “etz dah sexy pweedy curvy Ass chocolate slay Queen dah lives at dah bending corner before shoprite”
Nawa ooo…
Naija_babez wahzzup nah
grin

Last week.., there was a program going on in our church titled “law fest”..
This is a program where by, you will buy a gift, wrap and package it, another person will buy his or her own gift, wrap and package it, then we will all gather in the church and exchange the gifts.
So last week, I don’t have much money with me and I don’t want to miss the program because, I must gain a nice gift from someone.. So I decided to buy anything, I went and bought garri, u know that garri use to be heavy, so I package the garri in form of television, I bought a carton of television, put the garri inside and support it with a heavy stone, then i packaged it, and it gave me a shape of television.
So when I arrived at the church, people were dragging to seat with me because they want to exchange their own gift with mine. (Una don die today) I said in my mind”
Finally a girl who also brought her own gift sat near me, her gift has the shape of a fridge, I don’t know what is inside but I believe is a nice gift. (I don hammer” I said in my mind)
So when it got to the time of exchanging of gifts, me and the girl both exchanged our gifts, she smiled and collected my own gift that contains garri and stone but in shape of television.
I collected her own gift, it was heavy like a fridge, I ran home quickly before the girl will change her mind.
When I got home, I lock my door and windows, very happy that I have cheated the girl and collected her nice gift, but I have begged God for forgiveness because I don’t have much money.
When I opened the gift, behold!! I saw two bags of sand with two heavy stones bigger than the stone I put inside my own gift, when I opened the bag of sand I saw a written letter, which reads:.. “I saw you yesterday when you are packaging your own garri and stone, you think you are wise”
I just fainted……

Atongo : What is going on in the next house?
Atia: Oh, is a birthday party.
Atongo: Whose birthday party?
Atia: Tuyu.
Atongo: who is Tuyu?
Atia: I don’t know him, but they keep singing…… happy birthday tuyu…… happy birthday tuyu….. happy birthday tuyu. grin cheesy

REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE DONT GREET ELDERS IN THEIR VILLAGES
Some village old women are too much.
Just greet an old woman and she will tell you the story of your
generation.
“Good morning Maama.”
Old woman “Morning,
*Is this not Chinedu the son of Ebuka the man who raped two girls before getting married to Chioma the daughter of the jackfruit seller who fell from a jackfruit tree while staring at the buttocks of Nannozi the village famous prostitute who aborted sixteen pregnancies before getting married to Buchi the Musoga from the neighbouring village.. is it not ur grandfather Mzee Katende that died of madness?
Eh, so you have grown so big?”

A Guy living abroad called his mum to say
.
OLA: “mom, I’ve got HIV n so I’m coming
home”
MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back
home”.
OLAsadsurprised) “why”
MOM: “If you come home, your wife will get it
and she will give it to ur brother, ur brother
will
give it to our house girl and she will give it to
your father. Your father will give it to me and I
will give it to our driver, our driver will give it
to
ur sister and if your sister gets it, then the
entire
village will get it. So we are counting on you to
die alone.
cheesy

Some guys will be going to gym all the time only to come out looking lyk improper fraction
*Big head* *broad shoulders *big chest*and *toothpick leg
Warizidx mehn
grin

My dear sister
You leave Your house in lagos
And go all d way to Ogbomoso To see a guy… And den something wants to happen & u r telling him u didn’t come for dis….

Wah did u come for?
To charge your phone?

CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAD MAN AND A NORMAL MAN.
Norm. Man: Why is that u people (mad people) always laugh when there’s nothing to laugh about.
Mad man: Its because you people don’t see what we see in madness
Norm. Man: What do u people see?
Mad man: Have u ever seen an ant breastfeeding it babies? Or dogs having a marriage ceremony?
Norm. Man: Burst out with laughter.. Hahahaha
Mad man: U see how u are laughing now, without even seeing what I used to see.. U will even laugh more than me when u become mad. grin grin

Some girls be snoring like dragon
only for dem to wake up and be updating their status like… “Gosh! I slept like a baby”

Huuunnn. Baby dragon ni lipsrsealed undecided tongue cheesy

IN HOLLYWOOD
Merlin will say just two words and a Fire-breathing dragon will appear
IN NOLLYWOOD
Abija will recite a whole Book of incantations (366 pages) just to off Candle.
then he’ll finally tell you to bring the following

>8 virgin rats
>10 married ants
>7 pregnant mosquitoes
>2 Lesbian hens..
To appease the gods
may God return Naija sense cheesy

Abeg na recession cause this abi wetin
I tell person say one team played 0:0 Fulltime, he con dey ask wetin dey play for first half, I tell am den skip am, shey I no answer well? if na u wetin u go tell am?

A boy called an Fm radio station. Boy: hello, I found a big bag with #1,700, 0000.00, an ID card and master card belonging to one Mr. ALADE LANRE PETERU, [email protected] 4 Donald estate, Calabar.
Presenter: you are such a honest boy. So, I believe you want to return the bag?
Boy: No ooooo, I dey craze? For this Buhari time? I just want to dedicate a song to the owner…please, play me” my helper ooo, my helper…” cheesy
Good morning…did you slept well?

Nollywood

A Chief z inside a car wit d glasses wined up, armed robbers shoots at him, the bullet didn’t break d glass buh killed d chief cheesy cheesy

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Posted by on November 26, 2016.

Categories: Comedy

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2 Responses

  1. wow!! so nice I enjoyed it,more of it

    by Roseline on Nov 26, 2016 at 7:03 pm

  2. I love this jokes and so funny indeed

    by Prince joel on Nov 26, 2016 at 8:07 pm

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