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9jaflaver Joke Book:- Get In Here And Laugh Like Never Before

1. The difference between BATHROOMand BAFFROOM ……………..

In BATHROOM, one can take a cute

selfie.

But in BAFFROOM, hmmm

hmmmmm!

If your soap falls on the floor, just

forget it!

.

2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen

from a cashier and forgot

to return it, I got home now and

received a debit alert of

#70…..

First Bank! My God will fight for me

o!!!

.

3. -When your girlfriend Posts “Real

men are born in

March”, But you were born in October

My brother, I understand . E dey pain

but no vex you never

reach your bus-stop….

.

4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the

next thing they will update is…..

“MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL

NATURAL”.

And you think you are deceiving Me

Abi….?

.

5.-Borday: I heard u now work at the

bakery.?

Akpos: oh yes. I started last week.

Borday: but you have never brought

any bread home.

Akpos: Your sister who works at the

airport, has she brought

any aeroplane to the house? And

even you who works at the

mortuary, have you brought

any dead body home before?

.

6. -Can someone please deposit money

into my First Bank Account.

I want to know if my alert is still

working…..

7.-When a girl upload a beautiful

photo. Her main boyfriend will

just like

and comment briefly such

like”Beautiful”or “Cute”. But awon

ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends)

will be shouting

wow wow wow, wow like police

siren..

.

8.-Some girls don’t go to the gym, but

look physically fit because

of running from one man to

another….

.

9-Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on

me, please, do it with

someone I can beat…

Don’t hurt me twice….

.

10 -Onitsha babes are very funny, you

will meet them in a taxi. You

pay taxi fare for them

and buy them Yoghurt then exchange

numbers, And you will watch them

save your name as TAXI

YOGHURT.

.

11-Someone updated: “Rape is not a

sin, it’s

just a surprise sex”. I commented,

“may

your sisters & wife be surprised by

men”.

He blocked me.

Did I say anything bad?

.

12-This is pure wickedness! how can i

beg my neigbour for one

spoon of salt and she told me dat

her mum counted it::::wetin dat

one mean?

.

13-If u r fighting with an osha boy and

all of

a sudden he leaves the fight and

start

running around shouting “Nna eeh!

Nna

eeh” flee before he complete third

nna eeh..

Don’t say I didn’t warn u.

.

14-Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier

for his

girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?

.

15-First day she leaves her top and

towel

at your place, 2nd day she leaves

shoes

and jacket, 3rd day she leaves her

make

up kit. Congratulations my brother

you

now have a wife.

.

16 -That awkward moment when the 5

Star

hotel attendant tells you a bottle of

coke is #1500. You’ll start explaining

and describing coke like “I mean

coke…

Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral

type.. I mean the normal coke that

looks like Pepsi…. The one Coca-

Cola

produces”

.

17-Bet9ja will break guys heart.

They will still forgive and play again

But your woman do u

small thing, U tight your mind like

lucky dube dread. # Why?

.

18-I don’t know why some people

would

just be making noise about their

hustle.

You hustle reach Judas? The Nigga

sold

Jesus Christ oh! Which hustle reach

that 1 abeg?

..

19-Some # Girls are funny sha, you

know you have # Big_Tommy and

you will Wear High Waist Pants and

Tucking your Shirts,

thereby making your shape look like

# Gotv Remote…

.

20-Your # Boyfriend is on Facebook

telling other # Girls he’s Single

and you here calling him “Le Boo” “Le

Boo.” You are “Le Fool.”

.

21-If a # Yoruba_Guy , takes u Home to

meet his # Parents and on

getting there they Tap, him to come

inside with them while

you are waiting alone in the Living

Room… # Aunty_mi , just forget it,

you have lost a Husband…

.

22-Just b’cos of a Fine # Usher_Girl , u

dropped all ur # Money in the

# Ofering_Tray … Now u are looking

for Lift…

.

23-Hahaha…. Orisirisi…. I just saw #

Aboki doing Conductor @ Obalende

He dey shout “Obuualeyyyndey

obuualeyyyndeh”

.

24-Seriously # Yahoo_Boys , should be

Celebrated, # Politicians take

our # Money go # Overseas…

# Yahoo_Boys bring it back Home

..

25-Even # Break-Up is not as Painful as

seeing ur Neighbour having

# Light when u don’t have… # Chaiii

.

26-You want to be Taken Out every

Weekend…

My # Sister are you a # Dust_Bin ?

.

27-So, you borrowed ₦100 from MTN to

Vote for someone to win ₦25million

in BBN?

Please, let us not argue this matter

too much, Just give me

your Address, I want to come and

beat you in your house so

you can receive sense.

.

28-When a # Girl says “Good Night”,

she says Good Night to You

only…

So don’t bother her if you, still see

her Online..

.

29-Some # Guys , don’t really know

their Girlfriend Face, because they

are dating # Make_Up_Promoters …

.

30-Abeg make una see me see wahala

o.

“I attended a burial of my friend’s

grand father yesterday but their

tradition is that, at every burial

ceremony, an old man

would come out and announce the

next person to die, so the

old man said the first person to leave

the burial ground will be the next to

die… I tell you since yesterday we

are still here at

the burial ooh and I supposed to go

to work today o….

.

31-All you married women that will see

a pretty lady standing

under a very hot sun and refuse to

give her a lift, don’t

worry, your husband is coming to

pick her…

..

32. -At the # ATM after waiting for

2hours on the Queue, and finally is

ur turn den u realised u r holding ur

Voter’s Card…

The # Witches in ur village will just

whisper in ur Ear…

# Is_Our_Work oooO



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77 Comments

  1. osaro says:

    nice one dear

  2. Super B says:

    Hahahaha Lwkmd

  3. is eflex oh says:

    Omo the burial joke off me nice one

  4. Fameboy says:

    Veri veri funny
    lolz
    i enjoy it all

  5. akorede says:

    i will stop attending burial ceremony from now on…lol

  6. mass shenny says:

    Infact hi luv it

  7. Desboyfalz says:

    Nice One, Lmao

  8. lexzy says:

    lol…all of dem gat me rolling

  9. Ib....rhozzy says:

    Wow 9yc 1

  10. jeremiah says:

    nicn one..lolzz!!!

  11. YES Boss says:

    lol nice one ppl

  12. timothy ekwe8 says:

    Nice one keep it up kudos to you###

  13. Blexin says:

    Nix ones dere

  14. ackman says:

    gbowai,u dön kill meoooh

  15. Anonymous says:

    nice one

  16. Jkings says:

    Lolz…i cant stop laughing.

  17. ambition says:

    omo all of dem weak me nnor

  18. jakes says:

    Lol…
    Really funny

  19. Paul says:

    seriously it ws realy fun nd amazin

  20. Paul says:

    it ws fun nd amazing

  21. Faith says:

    Wel done sire

  22. Mikkybrawn says:

    meeen so so Interesting and indeed it really fun I love this.

  23. Its Henry Jemz says:

    Lolz@”,,, So Funny

  24. Bentley T04 says:

    Nice One

  25. wizzy says:

    this one nah bp manager

  26. Jecinta says:

    i love it keep it up my dear

  27. GENTILITY says:

    ITS REALLY REALLY FUNNY I LUV IT…..

  28. omorba says:

    U guys ar one of a kind…i love all d jokes pls keep it up

  29. Prince Ugoo Homeboy says:

    Guy All Sweet Me Die,de Last One Kill Me Abeg..With Girl Way Save Ur Name Tixe Yougrt…Guy U Too Funny Abeg Hahahahaha Lolz Keep It Up God Bless Ur Hand Work.

  30. GiftEd Emmanuel (River godess) says:

    Make-up Free Day, Luving It All Natural

  31. Anonymous says:

    damn burial case funny

  32. Philip says:

    Dis joke na killer. I luv it men

  33. complex says:

    very funny!!!lol

  34. boniface says:

    abeg oh una no fit kill me wit laf

  35. Jeremiah says:

    Hahaha nice jokes

  36. Emy 4 christ(A.K.A IDEYI) says:

    God dey ooo.

  37. DOKTOR CHAKUS says:

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  39. Godwin Buriz says:

    You’re awesomeg

  40. jamesbuddy says:

    wentin self ur na wan kil person wit laugh if person die nah wentin piple go say kil am#my chest lu ve it kep it up

  41. Favour baba says:

    Amazing

  42. Hosboyz Destiny says:

    omo laugh wan kill me abeg,,,

  43. David says:

    OMG This is too funny

  44. Enema activity says:

    This is more than funny, i can’t stop laughing.

  45. Enema activity says:

    This is more than funny, i can’t stop laughing.

  46. wiseone says:

    Fantastic

  47. Anonymous says:

    Lolxxx, i just cnt stop laughing

  48. Anonymous says:

    Very funny

  49. emmanuel B.A.Z.O says:

    so funny

  50. super v says:

    good one

  51. Terrykizzy says:

    Lolzz So Funny

  52. ABOLAYO says:

    Chai!Can’t stop laughing,u guys supposed let shared it on other social media nah

  53. Ven Rich says:

    Oh my,i really njoyed all
    its so 4nny

  54. emmanuel says:

    lolz…….u guys got me laughing

  55. Wizzivino says:

    Nice One Lol

  56. M.k shine says:

    Thumps up

  57. Angel says:

    Hahahahahaha U No go Kill Me, Can’t Stop Laughing.

  58. buchi marcus says:

    d best i have ever read

  59. Tobbesky says:

    I Cant Laugh O

  60. Emzkid sneh says:

    This ATM joke…..nice
    i love it

  61. selekid says:

    soft work

  62. Starguy says:

    Funny jokes

  63. heavenz dan says:

    Lolz

  64. Anonymous says:

    so funny

  65. Trainor says:

    Omo dis jokes na rib cracker.

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