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1. The difference between BATHROOMand BAFFROOM ……………..

In BATHROOM, one can take a cute

selfie.

But in BAFFROOM, hmmm

hmmmmm!

If your soap falls on the floor, just

forget it!

.

2. Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen

from a cashier and forgot

to return it, I got home now and

received a debit alert of

#70…..

First Bank! My God will fight for me

o!!!

.

3. -When your girlfriend Posts “Real

men are born in

March”, But you were born in October

My brother, I understand . E dey pain

but no vex you never

reach your bus-stop….

.

4. -When girls run out of cosmetics the

next thing they will update is…..

“MAKE-UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL

NATURAL”.

And you think you are deceiving Me

Abi….?

.

5.-Borday: I heard u now work at the

bakery.?

Akpos: oh yes. I started last week.

Borday: but you have never brought

any bread home.

Akpos: Your sister who works at the

airport, has she brought

any aeroplane to the house? And

even you who works at the

mortuary, have you brought

any dead body home before?

.

6. -Can someone please deposit money

into my First Bank Account.

I want to know if my alert is still

working…..

7.-When a girl upload a beautiful

photo. Her main boyfriend will

just like

and comment briefly such

like”Beautiful”or “Cute”. But awon

ABELEJAYAN ( aspiring boyfriends)

will be shouting

wow wow wow, wow like police

siren..

.

8.-Some girls don’t go to the gym, but

look physically fit because

of running from one man to

another….

.

9-Dear Bae, if you want to cheat on

me, please, do it with

someone I can beat…

Don’t hurt me twice….

.

10 -Onitsha babes are very funny, you

will meet them in a taxi. You

pay taxi fare for them

and buy them Yoghurt then exchange

numbers, And you will watch them

save your name as TAXI

YOGHURT.

.

11-Someone updated: “Rape is not a

sin, it’s

just a surprise sex”. I commented,

“may

your sisters & wife be surprised by

men”.

He blocked me.

Did I say anything bad?

.

12-This is pure wickedness! how can i

beg my neigbour for one

spoon of salt and she told me dat

her mum counted it::::wetin dat

one mean?

.

13-If u r fighting with an osha boy and

all of

a sudden he leaves the fight and

start

running around shouting “Nna eeh!

Nna

eeh” flee before he complete third

nna eeh..

Don’t say I didn’t warn u.

.

14-Boyfriend that cannot slap soldier

for his

girlfriend, is that one a boyfriend?

.

15-First day she leaves her top and

towel

at your place, 2nd day she leaves

shoes

and jacket, 3rd day she leaves her

make

up kit. Congratulations my brother

you

now have a wife.

.

16 -That awkward moment when the 5

Star

hotel attendant tells you a bottle of

coke is #1500. You’ll start explaining

and describing coke like “I mean

coke…

Not the alcoholic one oo. The mineral

type.. I mean the normal coke that

looks like Pepsi…. The one Coca-

Cola

produces”

.

17-Bet9ja will break guys heart.

They will still forgive and play again

But your woman do u

small thing, U tight your mind like

lucky dube dread. # Why?

.

18-I don’t know why some people

would

just be making noise about their

hustle.

You hustle reach Judas? The Nigga

sold

Jesus Christ oh! Which hustle reach

that 1 abeg?

..

19-Some # Girls are funny sha, you

know you have # Big_Tommy and

you will Wear High Waist Pants and

Tucking your Shirts,

thereby making your shape look like

# Gotv Remote…

.

20-Your # Boyfriend is on Facebook

telling other # Girls he’s Single

and you here calling him “Le Boo” “Le

Boo.” You are “Le Fool.”

.

21-If a # Yoruba_Guy , takes u Home to

meet his # Parents and on

getting there they Tap, him to come

inside with them while

you are waiting alone in the Living

Room… # Aunty_mi , just forget it,

you have lost a Husband…

.

22-Just b’cos of a Fine # Usher_Girl , u

dropped all ur # Money in the

# Ofering_Tray … Now u are looking

for Lift…

.

23-Hahaha…. Orisirisi…. I just saw #

Aboki doing Conductor @ Obalende

He dey shout “Obuualeyyyndey

obuualeyyyndeh”

.

24-Seriously # Yahoo_Boys , should be

Celebrated, # Politicians take

our # Money go # Overseas…

# Yahoo_Boys bring it back Home

..

25-Even # Break-Up is not as Painful as

seeing ur Neighbour having

# Light when u don’t have… # Chaiii

.

26-You want to be Taken Out every

Weekend…

My # Sister are you a # Dust_Bin ?

.

27-So, you borrowed ₦100 from MTN to

Vote for someone to win ₦25million

in BBN?

Please, let us not argue this matter

too much, Just give me

your Address, I want to come and

beat you in your house so

you can receive sense.

.

28-When a # Girl says “Good Night”,

she says Good Night to You

only…

So don’t bother her if you, still see

her Online..

.

29-Some # Guys , don’t really know

their Girlfriend Face, because they

are dating # Make_Up_Promoters …

.

30-Abeg make una see me see wahala

o.

“I attended a burial of my friend’s

grand father yesterday but their

tradition is that, at every burial

ceremony, an old man

would come out and announce the

next person to die, so the

old man said the first person to leave

the burial ground will be the next to

die… I tell you since yesterday we

are still here at

the burial ooh and I supposed to go

to work today o….

.

31-All you married women that will see

a pretty lady standing

under a very hot sun and refuse to

give her a lift, don’t

worry, your husband is coming to

pick her…

..

32. -At the # ATM after waiting for

2hours on the Queue, and finally is

ur turn den u realised u r holding ur

Voter’s Card…

The # Witches in ur village will just

whisper in ur Ear…

# Is_Our_Work oooO

 

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Posted by on October 24, 2017.

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17 Responses

  1. nice one dear

    by osaro on Oct 25, 2017 at 9:07 am

  2. Hahahaha Lwkmd

    by Super B on Oct 25, 2017 at 10:36 am

  3. Lol

    by MOLAS on Oct 25, 2017 at 4:49 pm

  4. Omo the burial joke off me nice one

    by is eflex oh on Oct 26, 2017 at 11:56 pm

  5. Veri veri funny
    lolz
    i enjoy it all

    by Fameboy on Oct 28, 2017 at 1:48 pm

  6. i will stop attending burial ceremony from now on…lol

    by akorede on Oct 29, 2017 at 1:36 am

  7. Infact hi luv it

    by mass shenny on Nov 2, 2017 at 5:33 pm

  8. Nice One, Lmao

    by Desboyfalz on Nov 4, 2017 at 4:37 pm

  9. lol…all of dem gat me rolling

    by lexzy on Nov 7, 2017 at 8:03 pm

  10. Wow 9yc 1

    by Ib....rhozzy on Nov 7, 2017 at 11:03 pm

  11. nicn one..lolzz!!!

    by jeremiah on Nov 9, 2017 at 2:47 pm

  12. lol nice one ppl

    by YES Boss on Nov 10, 2017 at 7:27 am

  13. Nice one keep it up kudos to you###

    by timothy ekwe8 on Nov 12, 2017 at 9:12 pm

  14. Nix ones dere

    by Blexin on Nov 12, 2017 at 10:57 pm

  15. gbowai,u dön kill meoooh

    by ackman on Nov 17, 2017 at 2:36 pm

  16. lmao

    by smith on Nov 17, 2017 at 10:45 pm

  17. nice one

    by Anonymous on Nov 19, 2017 at 4:26 pm

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