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Check The New 9jaflaver Fresh Jokes!! (For Laughs)

Check The New 9jaflaver Fresh Jokes!! (For Laughs)

Jokes below:-

1- Dear Nigeria Girlfriend, Do you think your ignoring me would make me bored?

Have you forgotten that if you do not call me, Airtel will call me. If you don’t text me, Mtn will and if you don’t visit me, Jehovah Witness will.

 

2- That moment you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.
Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.

 

3- If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!

 

4- Naija Student Joke

JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

10 Years Later: Contact me for your iTunes gift card for instant cash out.

 

5- Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.

Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

 

6- Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what’s her favourite animal and she will answer: “Roasted Chicken”.

 

7- Naija parents can send unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing.
like: Ayodun! Go and check whether there is air outside.

 

8- Teacher: What’s the noise outside?
Class rep: A naked woman is riding a donkey.
Teacher: Really? Let me see, its been a while since i saw a donkey.

 

9- Husband: Honey, i have a confession. I have had sex with so many prostitutes in the past.
Wife: What! No wonder. I knew it, I have been thinking i’ve seen your face somewhere before. You must have been one of my customers.

 

10- Teacher: Name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa.
Ayodun: Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia & Sierra Leone.
Akpors: What about Nigeria?
Ayodun: When counting sinners, do you include Satan?

 

11- A farmer caught a thief who has been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.
halfway to the viillage square, the thief said to the man, “Please, i have forgotten my slipers in the farm, can i go and get them?
The farmer obliged, Hurry up! i would be waiting for you here.”
He waited endlessly and realized he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother what had happened. His elder brother brutally slapped him and said:
You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go and get his slippers for him.

 

12- Ayo: Madam please sell 200 naira rice for me inside nylon.

Madam: And what else?

Ayo: And tie it.

 

13- When a lady send you a message like: Can you do me a favour, then you go offline and starting driving aeroplane with your phone Airplane mode. God is Watching You Brother.

 

14- Consequences of dating someone who is too much of an alcoholic:

While sleeping next to him, he bites your ear at 2am only to find out he had a dream of opening a bottle of star.

 

15- When a Nigeria girls says she wants a handsome man. She is not talking about looks but talking about: a Hand that has Some… You know what i mean.

 

16- Eating Suya with a friend that paid for it is really stressfull. You will be asking the holy spirit when its time to pick another one.

 

17- A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but he has forgotten what its been called, so he asked: “Please can i see the food syllabus?



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21 Comments

  1. Derraking says:

    Blasst… Too funny

  2. YT'x Geowise says:

    brotherly u funny die

  3. Rapture says:

    kikikikikiki

  4. Angela says:

    Lol you’re funny, thanks for sharing

  5. Angela says:

    Very funny, thanks for sharing

  6. Anonymous says:

    Nice jokes!

  7. mushili jr says:

    kikiki classic jokes very entertaining

  8. Jayzee says:

    kikkiikikiikik
    hahahahahaha
    so funny

  9. UNA TRY ABEG MAKE UNA SEND MORE says:

    OYIBOGANU

  10. Prise says:

    Oboy the joke good

  11. collins Cruz says:

    very funny…. Dope! You guys are trying oh

  12. ha hahaha!!!!,so funny says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!,SO FUNNY

  13. Ashafalt says:

    Awesome no 5 killed me most

  14. Amanson says:

    you are too much,

  15. udwaki says:

    not even funny but i am crying because of laffff

  16. Stina Dee says:

    U too bad, so funny

  17. Fredrick says:

    It really cool. I love them all..

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