Akpos wanted to use my ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called my bank help line. Me: (angrily) So what’s wrong with my ATM card.
Customer Care:- Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?
Akpos:- Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
Customer Care:- Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?
Akpos:- You dey mad? ATM card wey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card.
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