Akpos wanted to use my ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called my bank help line. Me: (angrily) So what’s wrong with my ATM card.
Customer Care:- Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

Akpos:- Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.

Customer Care:- Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?

Akpos:- You dey mad? ATM card wey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card.