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Funny Joke:- Ekaitte And The Parrot


Ekaitte went to the store to buy a parrot
trained in the USA and asks the sales person;
“What’s so special about this parrot ?”
Sales person says:
“This parrot is a genius and can answer any
question”

Ekaitte asks the parrot;
“How do I look?”

The parrot replies;
“You look like a fuckin slut?”

Ekaitte gets pissed off and tells the sales
person that its a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it despite it
was trained in the USA.
The sales person tells Ekaitte to wait for 2
mins…
The sales person takes the parrot to the back
of the store and
shoves the parrot into a bucket of water
and when he pulls the parrot out he says;
“if you disrespect the lady out there again
i’ll soak you back in water” and takes the
parrot back to the store.
Th sales person apologized to Ekaitte and
says she can ask the
parrot another question.
Ekaitte: “If I come home with one man
what would you think?” Parrot: “He’s your
husband”
Ekaitte: “Two men?”
Parrot: “Your husband and his brother”
Ekaitte: “Three men?”
Parrot: “Your husband, his brother and
your brother” Ekaitte: “Four men?”
At this time the Parrot turns to the Sales
person and says:
“Bring back the bleeping bucket of water
I already told you she’s a
slut!!!”

 

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2 Responses

  1. It realy good

    by Dahtkid on Apr 19, 2017 at 5:58 pm

  2. Lolz D Parrot Is Fustrated

    by Emeka Dike on Jul 24, 2017 at 10:34 am

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