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Funny Joke:- The Smart 9ja Man

Funny Joke:- The Smart 9ja Man

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily..,….,. so the lawyer asks if the 9ja guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun “I ask u a question and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will pay u $500. 

As 9ja no be dull guys naau, this catches the nigerian’s attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question “what’s the distance from earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the omo naija turn. He ask the lawyer, “what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the internet and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the naija guy and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer.

So he wakes the 9ja guy up the asks, “well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back to sleep.



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19 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    nice one

  2. anthony says:

    gud lolz

  3. promise says:

    intelligent guy ……… Naija no dey carry last

  4. Anonymous says:

    Am sure the 9ja guy if from Delta, because wori no de carry last.

  5. TU-YOUNG says:

    so funny

  6. Emeka Dike says:

    Datz 1tin I Lyk 9ja 4

  7. James y.Zayzay says:

    I love the jokes

  8. david says:

    no answe

  9. Nd Joshua says:

    Funny

  10. felix says:

    nice and intresting joke

  11. Prince Sinclair says:

    Hahahaha, Naija No Deh Carry Last

  12. 007 says:

    Shu wale e don show

  13. Mickylord says:

    9ja 4 Life

  14. shola says:

    Nice Joke

  15. Bridget says:

    We are smart ooh, so out of $500 he gave him 5, so hw much will remain? if u no get the answer give me my share ok.

  16. Itz hech says:

    Real smart Nigerian

  17. Anonymous says:

    Show dem pepe, ma nigga dem no reach na near dem near

  18. Busy b says:

    D 2 na tif so mey dem tif dem sef

  19. mercy g says:

    Oya show dem

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