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Funny Joke:- The Smart 9ja Man


Funny Joke:- The Smart 9ja Man

An American lawyer and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Nigerians are so dumb that he can fool them easily..,….,. so the lawyer asks if the 9ja guy would like to play a fun game. The nigerian is tired and just wants to rest, so he politely declines and tries to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun “I ask u a question and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only 5dollars; you ask me one and if I dont know the answer, I will pay u $500. 

As 9ja no be dull guys naau, this catches the nigerian’s attention and to keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks d 1st question “what’s the distance from earth to the moon?
The naija guy doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out 5dollars the hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the omo naija turn. He ask the lawyer, “what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches the internet and even the Library of Congress. He sends emails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After 1 hour of futile searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the naija guy and hands him $500. The nigerian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer.

So he wakes the 9ja guy up the asks, “well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer 5dollars and goes back to sleep.

 

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Posted by on April 27, 2017.

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10 Responses

  1. nice one

    by Anonymous on Apr 28, 2017 at 2:18 pm

  2. gud lolz

    by anthony on Jul 8, 2017 at 5:04 pm

  3. intelligent guy ……… Naija no dey carry last

    by promise on Jul 8, 2017 at 5:53 pm

  4. Am sure the 9ja guy if from Delta, because wori no de carry last.

    by Anonymous on Jul 9, 2017 at 5:37 am

  5. so funny

    by TU-YOUNG on Jul 10, 2017 at 11:40 am

  6. Datz 1tin I Lyk 9ja 4

    by Emeka Dike on Jul 24, 2017 at 10:21 am

  7. I love the jokes

    by James y.Zayzay on Aug 19, 2017 at 1:03 pm

  8. no answe

    by david on Aug 22, 2017 at 11:13 am

  9. Funny

    by Nd Joshua on Sep 8, 2017 at 7:55 pm

  10. nice and intresting joke

    by felix on Sep 10, 2017 at 10:00 pm

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