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Girls! Some Men can be heartless. They’ll use
you, use your body, damage your reputation and
marry a beautiful wife and become born again
and use you as testimony in church….

Treat your Girlfriend like a tooth brush….
Dont let anyone touch or use it, only you and
you alone….Keep it clean and safe…..
And please, remember to change it after every 3
months.
Its healthy.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.
WOMEN…..
At 18, they want handsome men.
At 25, they want successful men.
At 30, they want sensible men.
At 40, they want mature men.
MEN ARE VERY SIMPLE.
At 18, they want pretty young girls.
At 25, they want pretty young girls.
At 30, they want pretty young girls.
At 40, they want pretty young girls.
At 50, they still want pretty young girls.
See… Men are so simple minded

You will never know that you are a fine boy until
you are caught stealing in a market.Everybody
passing by will be like “aeeooo see this fine boy
chai… Fine boy”

Ladies Kindly take a moment to thank and
appreciate all those guys you dated in
secondary school.
They loved you with no makeup, bald heads,
short natural hair, sometimes even oversized
uniforms and shapeless bags. That was one
kind of true love

You will never know how much they hate you
until you shout last card
That’s when you will hear pick 2, pick 2 again,
general market, suspension, I need star

Those are your enemies, just drop the card and
move forward.

Girls with hairy armpit and shaved eye brows…
Whats ur plan? shifting cultivation abi?… or
mono cropping?

Nobody is more careful than a guy composing
an SMS for a girl, (new catch) he will even go
to the dictionary to confirm the spelling of “IS”

You slept at your boyfriend’s place,
in your dream you pee …in real life you bedwet
Your village witches be like
its our work o # softwork

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