Joke:- Illiterate Mother

A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her friend in UNIBEN, she fell sick and was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum and said…

GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, where are you?
GIRL: I’m in UNIBEN
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God oh
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great oh. God has disgraced the witches in your father’s house dat don’t want you to go to school (laughing and dancing)
GIRL: Mama na Malaria oh
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, please take it serious oh
GIRL: I would b discharged tomorrow
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. You go complete your four years over there in Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen….. coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.