Joke:- Sleeping Son

One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up

MOM: Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.

SON: But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.

MOM: Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.

SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

MOM: Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

SON: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

MOM: One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.