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9: Dear Sister, The colour of your bra is same with your panties but the colour of your head doesn’t match your neck. Tell me how will your brain fit youf skull?

8: To all those who go for HIV Test Every 3 months, don’t worry! One day you will find what you are looking for.

7. The difference between bathroom and baffroom is that, in a bathroom one can take a cute selfie and nice photo…But in baffroom, hmm hmmm if your soap fall for ground , just forget about it!

6: Lecturer : What’s the advantage of being a Nigerian????

Ayo: You can be broke soaking garri with salt and people will still be calling you “CHAIRMAN”!!!

5: Do you wanna know if your girlfriend is cheating? It simple, just call her friends Ashawo & your girlfriend’s history will unfold in less than 2mins.

4. Examining a female patient brutally beaten by her husband, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The woman immediately starts taking off her skirt and underwear.
The doctor shocked said: “No! No! Please! Put on your clothes! Just show me your tongue!”

 

 

 

3: A soldier will kill 100 human and he will have peace, buy you just use only one person to do blood money, the spirit will not allow you to rest.

Don’t look at me like I’m talking from experience o.

2. Dear Ladies, Don’t kill yourself because you want to look Expensive. Some Guys don’t even know the difference between Brazilian Hair and Goat Hair..!

1: Girls with big lips,  When they peck you, it sounds like screenshots

 

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12 Responses

  1. Very funny

    by Eminem on Aug 24, 2017 at 4:22 pm

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    by Meshal David on Aug 25, 2017 at 6:56 am

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    by Ulogho joy on Aug 26, 2017 at 10:25 am

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    by Ulogho joy on Aug 26, 2017 at 10:26 am

  5. So funny

    by Holyganie sani on Sep 4, 2017 at 11:12 am

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    by eddie miliy on Sep 6, 2017 at 10:02 am

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    by Sandy on Sep 13, 2017 at 4:02 pm

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    by chukwu ebuka on Sep 17, 2017 at 4:29 pm

  9. Dat waz realy kul nd funny

    by Zylon zyga on Sep 23, 2017 at 10:28 pm

  10. Hahahaha

    by Mc bigze on Oct 2, 2017 at 9:10 pm

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    by Anonymous on Oct 5, 2017 at 8:35 am

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