Moment Of Unlimited Laugh!! Get In Here For Some Funny Jokes
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”
Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.
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