This actually happened one morning, when a particular class of some uniabuja students where in for their first lecture for that day.
The lecturer barged into the class, after lecturing for about an hour, he decided to give an unexpected test. WOW!! All the unprepared ones panicked and were running around the lecture hall, seeking for a brain-box to sit close to, so as to copy from them.
The lecturer threw his first question, but before then, the lecturer already informed the students, that the test is for 30 marks, no make up test, no assignment. Within 10 minutes, the class was already filled up with more students, and this extra students that filled up the class, were all those students that don’t attend lectures on normal basis, expect during test.
Now, here goes the lecturer’s first question:-
-What’s your favorite meal? (5marks)
Trust ladies now, majority of the ladies answers were “Sharwama” Pizza” French Fries” and so many more intercontinental dishes.
Now, here comes the lecturer’s second question, which will earn the students 25 more marks, if answered correctly:-
Explain how to prepare your favorite meal in details – Discuss (25 marks)
OMG!! Most of the ladies at this point, became very confused, not even knowing what to write, after realizing that they’ll need special tutor, to be able to prepare there favorite meal of there’s. But 9ja girls no dey carry last sha!!!
The ladies that went for intercontinental dishes which they cannot prepare started ordering for new fullscap shit, after condemning the previous shits.

This time, they changed there favorite meals, to meals like “Garri and sugar” “white rice” “Eba no soup” “Boiled meat” “Boiled Fish” “ordinary beans”
LOLZ!!!!!

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