Top Jokes About Neymar’s Big Money Move To PSG (Get In Here)
€222m and £515,000 per week.
I don’t blame Neymar. If it is me, I won’t even tell anybody. They will just see me in PSG’s training.
Dear FC Barcelona, now that you have €222m for the account. Please do us United fans a favour by buying Courtinho, Hazard and Sanchez.
My son’s first birthday present will be football. His birthday cake will be football. His bed will be round like football. Even his eba will be molded like football. I can’t take any chances.
I am angry at the people saying Neymar shouldn’t have left Barcelona because of their history. The A1 I have in history is still in my NECO result doing nothing. Na who history epp?
Neymar is worth €222m. 1€ is worth 500 Naira. If I am made the CBN governor, I will REPLACE THE NAIRA WITH NEYMAR. Imagine your happiness if you have 1000 Neymar in your account. It will be better than the 1000 Naira remaining in your account right now.
I am paying 19,000 Naira for a 1 hour seminar because it is titled; “How to be a Neymar in your generation”.
Many August babies in Nigeria will be named Neymar. Very soon you will start hearing names like Neymar, ChukwuNeyma and Neymaryo.