Joke: Tutorial – How to Fart in Public and Retain Your Image
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Posted by Mr Ejump on October 24, 2017,
To fart in public is interesting but if you are caught, it can be very embarrassing. so just follow these guidelines & you are on your way to being a star in this profession.1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if its a closed hall wit AC, better. Maximum impact.
2. Make sure you face the wind direction. …
3. Make sure say you have enough leg space. U will soon know why.
4. Form Ajebor by crossing your legs every now & then.
5. you are ready to execute, try holding it till the time the hall is noisy in case your you fart is the type that sounds like AK47.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate the right butt.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow the fart flow steady.
10. Allow time for proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain.
2. When people start to shout “Chai!!! E no go better for the person wey do dis kind thing, ” simply contribute by asking “why the person who fart wont respect the presence of others?”
3. Do not complain more than others or you’ll become a suspect.
4. Quietly leave the area and relocate to another zone then repeat the exercise!
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Lol, So Funny
HAHAHA,,,,,,,,so funny…….LOLZZ
what if dey see u
Very good
i troway cap for una
Chai!!!
That’s it
hahaha
lol…….. the day the cat would be let out of the bag…. omo e no go funny that day.
HAHAHA
That was not funny.it is disease
Tring it again, monki nogo comback from d market again
omo devil
Nyz 1
mess experter
your laff dey make my laff laff
waw
No be small thing oooh.
laugh want to tear my boxer
Na woa
Una No Well o