Joke:- Nigerian Politicians

When You Ask A Nigerian Politician ‘What’s Your Take On The Heat?
Journalist: What are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is government doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. Change is here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Abode: We have signed a $10 million deal with LG to install air condition across the Lagos skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure you all that this heat will disappear by 2pm on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this, but I opposed him out of my love for Nigeria and that’s why they’re witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The heat was not this bad when I left power, but Nigerians did not appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole: Diezani Alison-Madueke stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control research.
Nasir El Rufai: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from this heat
Rauf Aregbesola: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan
Aliko Dangote: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory. By 2030, Australia will be buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense!
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: Under the last administration, there was no political will to address climate change.