LMAO! Check Out Contract Pupils Sign Now to Play Football During Lunch Break

A primary school has forced kids and parents to sign this 17-clause contract before their kids can play football during lunch break. One of the clauses stipulates: ‘I will not chant, use banter or wahoys!’Others include: ‘I will not, if scorekeeping, be a sore loser,’ ‘I will not hog the ball’ and‘I will not deliberately chase on the pitch or swipe the ball from people’.
There is also an extensive list of musts, including‘I will use supportive and encouraging language’.The contract says that if any of the rules are broken the pupil in question will be banned from playing football for three days. The second time a rule is broken this will be extended to a week, and if the child gets a third strike they will face a ban for the rest of the term. The contracts adds: ‘If appropriate, work around fair play may be required to be done to demonstrate initiative to be allowed back on the pitch.’
Ryan Finnegan, whose son Jamie, 12, attends the school, described the contract as ‘political correctness gone mad’.