University Of Abuja To Start Sending Students Results To Their Parents

News reaching us from an unconfirmed source says the school management is planning to start sending students results to their parents. This development is as a result of some students lying to the parents about their results and some deceiving their selves and their parents that they are still students when they have been withdrawn.

Our source said he overheard one of the Profs in Senate lamenting about a student under his care who was having a CGPA of 1.03 but told his parents and the Prof that he has 4.03. He was angry when found out the truth and was going to enforce this rule by forced or by fire.

Then our source woke up from his DREAM.
Wait don’t tell me you thought it was true.
LOL, na University we dey no be secondary school.
U can prank someone too