Reno Omokri has reacted to news of President Buhari’s victory in the 2019 election.

1-Dear President @MBuhari,

Congratulations on your stolen mandate. You DID NOT win an election. You won a selection, but lost integrity. I congratulate you for your theft. If God spares my life and yours, I will torment you every step of the way

2-Congrats for revealing your true nature. There is now no difference between you and the politicians you look down on with disdain. You are corrupt, like them. You rig, like them (only less intelligently). Unlike them, you pretend to be a saint

3-How are you better than Shagari you overthrew? You rigged worse than him. You are more corrupt than him. Your handling of the economy is worse than his to the extent investors removed ₦85 billion from the economy when your win was imminent

4-To those @OfficialAPCNg leaders now celebrating, exactly what are you celebrating? The next 4 years will see you get poorer. When you beg China for loans, remember that Nigeria’s poverty is self induced. @MBuhari is a magnet for EXTREME POVERTY

5-Finally, on behalf of the people of Borno and Yobe, who MIRACULOUSLY doubled their voter turnout despite being war ravaged, I hereby declare you, @MBuhari the President-Select by the majority of rigged votes. What you have is a LEPROUS mandate

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