Teacher and Students

“`TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do
you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That’s great! You’re going to be like this until Fayose pays my salary.“`

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