Breaking News: Despite Heavy Military Presence, Avengers Blow Up Chevron Oil Well

The dreaded Niger Delta Avengers have blown up Chevron’s RMP23 and RMP24 Oil Wells in Bayelsa State.

The RMP23 and RMP24 are Chevron’s highest swamp Producing Oil Wells. The explosion of these wells is likely to completely cripple Chevron’s oil activities in the country as well suffocate the already gasping Nigerian economy.

The serious minded activists who have already claimed responsibility of carrying out what would be the biggest attack since their emergence through their twitter post, claimed that the attack was executed around 3:44am this morning. The statement reads-

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“With heavy presence of 100 Gunboats, 4 Warships and Jet bombers, NDA blew up Chevron Oil Well RMP23 and RMP24 3:44am this morning”
“This is to show the whole world that Nigerian military is good in harassing innocent civilians.”the Avengers declared, lambasting the Nigerian military who have been severely accused of numerous war crimes and human rights abuses.