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Funny Joke!! Nigerian Police Caught A Man Urinating At The Wrong Place




Funny Joke!! Nigerian Police Caught A Man Urinating At The Wrong Place



Naija policeman arrests a man urinating at a place clearly marked “do not urinate here”. Fine: N2000.

Officer: Pay now now abi make we go station?

Offender: OC, I beg now. I be job applicant. I nor get work.

Officer: So because you nor get work, you must doty the environment of the Federal Republic of Nigeria? You dey take your prick piss anyhow for public. Abeg pay your fine. In fact, as you dey here dey argue with me, you’re wasting Federal Government’s time and that’s another offence o.”

Offender: Officer, please now. God will reward you if you help me. I be job applicant.”

Officer: Okay. See im face. Na so dem go dey beg. How much you go fit roger?

Offender: Thank you sir. I go fit afford N500

Officer: Five hundred naira? You think say… anyway, make I mercy you in the spirit of Valentine . Bring am.

Offender: Na only dis one thousand naira note dey my hand officer. Please give me 500 naira change.

Officer: I no get change. Piss again.








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28 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hahahaaaa!!! I don die o

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hahahaaa!!! I don die o

  3. Anonymous says:

    Nawa 4 Naija

  4. Anonymous says:

    Na so e be here

  5. Anonymous says:

    Nawa 4 9ineja ooo

  6. Anonymous says:

    me i go use piss

  7. Anonymous says:

    ME GO I USE PISS AGAIN

  8. T NDUKAWA BLOOD says:

    Popo hahahahahahahaha hahaha

  9. Anonymous says:

    Officer no dey ever get change

  10. Anonymous says:

    Nawaa 4 9jer police officers

  11. Anonymous says:

    Funny nigerian police

  12. Pepe says:

    Hahahahahahaha

  13. bless=g nanbol says:

    oh 9ja it has gotting to the extens of collecting money from urinatting

  14. Anonymous says:

    Abi police de hearoooo

  15. Anonymous says:

    Haha e chock oo 9ja ehh

  16. Anonymous says:

    Haha! Wahala for 9ja policemen in everything there must collect money

  17. Anonymous says:

    Me very soon i go pack from this 9ja go my village

  18. Smart boy says:

    Me very soon i go pack from this 9ja go my village

  19. Anonymous says:

    Lolzz

  20. Anonymous says:

    Lol

  21. Anonymous says:

    Nawa…for niaja police…ooo nothing wey musa no go see for gate.

  22. @HAGGAI EXCELLENT says:

    god i pray

    ALL
    Police 4 9ja
    may u rezave there hell fire

  23. Anonymous says:

    Na wa 4 nigerial

  24. Anonymous says:

    Nwoooo

  25. Anonymous says:

    Corruption no go finish 4 naija

  26. Anonymous says:

    Corruption nogo end 4 naija

  27. Anonymous says:

    wahala for those wey enter 9ja policemen hands

  28. David says:

    Na there way

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