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Funny Joke:- The School Report Sheet

    Posted by on February 13, 2023,




Funny Joke:- The School Report Sheet



I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:

English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agric. Science 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%

I lost my temper.

And started shouting: “What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?”

My Wife said: “Be patient. Listen….”

I told her: “Shut up! It’s your love and pampering that has spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all.”

My Wife said: “Oh! Really?”

I said: “No one in our family has performed so badly ever.”

My Son said: “Dad, I am sorry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dated 27th July 1980 sir.”








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30 Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    Dad oya continue nah

  2. Anonymous says:

    YOU CAN’T FOCUS ON TODAY AND STILL EXPECT TO HAVE A BETTER LIFE TOMORROW!!!!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Dad am with you

  4. Anonymous says:

    sorryo

  5. Anonymous says:

    Papa no de in a hurry

  6. Anonymous says:

    that right

  7. Anonymous says:

    that rights

  8. Anonymous says:

    Oh No

  9. Anonymous says:

    Ride on sir

  10. Anonymous says:

    What a shame ooo

  11. Anonymous says:

    Put more effort

  12. INDYER KELVIN says:

    If you are not briliant, dont clame to bee.

  13. Anonymous says:

    He that say know one in they family get this prefrom so way do that one come from

  14. Anonymous says:

    Stephen joseph

  15. Anonymous says:

    Wow,so good

  16. Anonymous says:

    Like father like son

  17. Anonymous says:

    Papa, e be like you go start primary school

  18. Anonymous says:

    Hmmmm dis funny

  19. www.izy Baby.com says:

    HA HA HA FUNNY

  20. Anonymous says:

    Ride on

  21. Anonymous says:

    Papa don fuck up

  22. Anonymous says:

    Dad continue nah

  23. Anonymous says:

    Dad pls countinue

  24. Anonymous says:

    Bro sorry! You don cast.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Sorry olodo

  26. Mercy says:

    Hahaha

  27. Vicky says:

    Lol. Dad what a shame

  28. Anonymous says:

    Lol

  29. Anonymous says:

    papa now your eye don clear abiiii

  30. Anonymous says:

    Okay na. Dad any explanation. Lolz…..

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