Akpos opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed “Thank God it’s over”.

A man on the other side of his bed said, “don’t be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again”.

Another patient added, “same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool”.

Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked, “Has anyone seen my watch?”
Akpos fainted.