Joke:- Akpos And His Angry Wife
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Posted by Mr Ejump on November 4, 2017,
The following conversation ensued between angry wife Chidimaand her husband Akpors on phone:
CHIDIMMA: Where the hell are you?
AKPORS: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the
diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it?
CHIDIMMA: (relaxed): Yes, my king
AKPORS: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day & I said I will buy it for you one day?
CHIDIMMA: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
AKPORS: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop.
If you were Chidinma what would you do to Akpos?
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I WILL BE HAPPY
I so much love this song
I will grab him⚽
Omo na swear I go swear give m
na dat day Im go join e ancestors
Omo! I Go Swear 4am En!
nothing but will not open legs for him for like a week
den he will luk 4 sum1 else dat wil open leg 4 him during dat 1wk
i will kie him
mo GBE
I WILL BEAT HIM
i will divorce
i will starve him for one month
I we kill him
DIVORCE HIM SIMPLE ENOUGH
a good slap will b okay
I will asked him doing what in the beer palour
i will swear for him
i we swear for him
I WILL KILL HIM
go to the bear parlour
i will kill him
i go swear for am
seriously i wil n’t be happy him
Tel Him Stupid
i go kill u
U WANT 2 KIIL YOUR SELF
i go kill u
FOOSIH WIFE
Hahahaha i will break his head with bottle
i wll tel hr odiok ono fi
u dnt hav money 2 buy me necklace nd u ar in a beer palour doin wat nw. wen he wil need somtin important frm me i wil joke wit it jst simple
I will say than buy it
I will go there and disgrace him
Screem like hell
i will kill her
seriously i will b angry with him
akpors should not come home again cos i will kill him
I go tell am say if e no buy de diamond necklase make e no come house
HMM NOTHING BUT I WILL BE UPSET
I WILL STRIKE HIM
i go kill am dia…en no get money to buy am for me but en dey drink for bear parlour.
go to d beerpalour take him into the shop take the diamondneckless then tell the shop owner that he will pay then walk away.
If that such had hapon to me in this way i we walk out of you
he will not have food unless he buy me my necklace ooo!
i will kill him
many day is 4 de thife but one day is 4 de owner!!!
i will use him and dump him
good
LOVE NO GO DIE BY OLAMIDE VIDEO
IF HE COMES BACK I WILL BEAT HIM UP LIKE AGOAT
I will beat him
Ewo!! frm relaxn i go fent
i will kill him
i will kill him and tear him until he reach hell fire
i want to share it how will i share it
1 slap
i will kill him
i wud tell him to check if that necklace is still there.Bt to remember to buy it for me someday.
I will go and disgrace him at once
we won’t one corner again
hmmmm
I will troll akpors signal of stupid.
If it was me,i will just tell him not to come back let him remain they
i will give him a resound slap
I WILL KILL HIM
I go kill am
happy
U BE GOAT
omo no time…. him don die
akpors own don finish be dat nah…..
I No Go Givam Toto Again
break his head
Na so una like kill reach
love him thé more
Dry
I will only be upset
i will burn all his cloths
He will die
He will die
Give him 200 naira stabbing
it will be hot for him when he returns
Tell him not to come again
I will slap him
sweet song
i we curse him
Never to come close me.
Akpos need divine healling
Akpos need divine healing
Fainted
I WILL KILL HIM
The money wey he say he wan use am buy necklace for me and na he take go use am to drink for beer palour.na DAT they he go yeild the ghost..
Wait For To Come Home Then You Tell Me Why You Give Such An Empty Word Of Espectation
I like this
Curse Him
I will wait for him at home with a very long kane,and florg the highness out of him
Nice
I will wait 4 him
I will suffer he
NA CURSE WEY I GO USE KILL AM
I will not give him food ‘n’ luck him in the room when he come back..
I will call his mama make him warn am
I will lock him in the room and give him only water
FINISH HIM
FINISH HIMSSSSS!
if na me i will go there carry d botle edey drink burst e head
I not let him go
I GO TAKE ALL THE ITEMS AND SELL THE HOUSE
I will starve u