Akpos was caught in Lagos by some traffic officials 4 driving on d BRT Lane and was told he had to pay a fine of N5,000. Akpos knew he had no money and resorted to begging, after begging and pleading 4 thirty minutes, d traffic officials refused to release d car.
He then thought to himself 4 a while and said:
Okay, at leat tell me where u will be towing d car to.
Traffic officials: it wil be taken to Alausa.
Akpos: HaHaHaHa, that is very good!
The traffic officials were surprised and curious about why he was happy all of a sudden, suspecting he was up to something they fixed their attention on him.
Immediately, Akpos brought out his phone and started faking a call;
Akpos: Good morning, Alhaji.
No sir! In less than 30 Minutes it will explode!
The car has been impounded and 5 those new bombs are in it.
They are taking d car to d targeted destination, Alausa!
I’m coming back to maiduguri alive now.
Thank u, sir. Greet other faithfuls for me.
As soon as Akpos rounded off his imaginary call he looked around and not even one traffic officials was still around, he simple entered his car and drove off jejely.
Akpos is ………… A. Wise b. Smart c. Wicked