Bastard!

An heart broken girl went for counseling and the following conversation ensued;

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

Counselor: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor kissed the girl

GIRL: ……Yes!

Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor put his hand in the girl’s top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor took off the girl’s clothes

GIRL:Yes!

Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had s€x with me!

Counselor: You mean like this? The counselor had s€x with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

Counselor: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

Counselor: BASTARD!!!