BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend…

GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL!

BOYFRIEND: Wow… really? I was about to say I can’t be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband.