[Joke] Nigerian Parents & Family Humor

Nigerian parents can hear biscuit nylon open from two rooms away, but cannot hear you calling them when they’re watching TV.

Your mum will say, “I’m not hungry”
Then eat everything on your plate “just to taste.”

In Nigeria, if your mum calls your full name,
just know that peace has officially left the chat.

Nigerian dads don’t shout.
They just say, “Come here.”
And fear enters your soul.