Letter from Sikira of Ilorin to her love
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself?
U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach.
You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract
guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen.
Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida
tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr
big. She efen tell me that u hog together.
If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how
many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to
scatter our middle.
Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took
in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins
name o……sifau and musibau.
I don’t sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow bcos I am fery
weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her
boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he
also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please
dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba’s naming o.
The color is red and
yellow.Red for the ‘buba’, and yellow for the ‘iro’. They said we
can use any color for the ‘gele’. But me I want to use blue. I will
now wear that my green curf shoe.
I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in
this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it’s
not anti taiba’s horseband that gif her the belle that she use to
born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what
consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager
to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira.
shift lemme faint!!
I love ur all thanks dey onwer of dis site.
I need space to faint
hahaha this kinda letter dey wahala my brain box …lolz
This is fun 100%
Haba dis 1 dey 2 much
smile so funny
hmm verry funy letter, lolz
so amusing… I like it
I dun half cum full 4m my share lolz:-D:-D see grammer!.
LOL VERY FUNNY
omen na jas laugh oo
Lolzz, i no fit laf abeg
its obvious the girl is a nigerian. Shai na wa oo
I know that smtin is hppon 2 dis letta u are wte in dis letta bicoz I tink u are tlking abt jokes. tank u.Bye
i sure say she don get schorlaship to study english for oxford yorobersity ajegunle
shift lemme faint. I don dey faint oooo mak someone bring water ooooo.
Sweet letter
Wasted Generation
GOOD TIME AND REALLY FUNNY WITH THE GRAMMARS
COME LET ME GIVE YOU SCHOLAR SHIP TO STUDY ANTI_ ENGLISH LOL
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sumbody wake me up
the grammer’s do me kungful
very funny looto
9ja flaver! 9ja flaver!! ha money tims did i have cal u. Clear road o i want 2 faint. Ur frightfully na me.
i beg he ooooo make ooonaa noooo kill me oooo
Dis is so 4ne, insist it
“URS FRIGHT FULLY” HA UR HORSEBAND GO DON DYE BY NOW ALTHOUGH SHIFT LEMME FOLOW FAINT
NA WA WOO I THING SAY DIS 1 NA YOROBA BABE
Lolz I Wan Fly
i like this site
i don die……wic kind gramma com be diz 1 9ja galz abeg woooooo
omo i fall for all your english o
I like dis web site keep us happy jst like dis….
jesuuuuuuu
not a small somethings…………..aaaaaya
Don’t faint on my space oo Cuz I’m coming there to faint now ooo
LOLZ!!! I DON FAINT SEF
Hea dis one bahd goa
somebody should pure me water i don faint
Lovers wahala,,,,,,,laff wen kill me ooo
Heey shift am de next person too faint
Wow nice one
lol,dis letter dey crack me up una go skool
Watin b dis sha Lolz
T .L.D.R
I really love dis wrgte up can i get a space to faint too?
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!…..diz bae iz jxt d bst …
Ooh god dis g go fet kill human being ooooooohhhhh
Anti uer good englishian o
Dis one off me.
Very funny nice one
De tin no dey interesting
dah kind tin???
OYINBO ENGLISHES
I don die oo
can u give me a place to faint here
Blood of jesus! Una won kill person?in no go work.
English na by force
MY BRAIN WAN SCATTER OOOO
Kaii fiful,nawao
I FOUR FOR IT
I phor for it
I cant stop laughing this’s so funny. Federal capital territory corruption