LOLZ!! This Security Guard Application Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dear sir,

I am Name is Tenager, I be correct naija guy. I apply to my job of security guard to you boss in your company of ECO BANK, Delta State , Naija. I am complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My skool here na Okingo OBE very good. I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years now , no sees her until now, so nobody known to help me no money and food and tea and drink.

My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but I get passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all subjects but fail in English because of di jealousy of Ofuaku Albert teacher. E dey look me look of jelous because I wear expenses cloth and shoe than di teacher igbo. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I tell you I am di one of that job.

I been get experience for 2 years looking video for Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief dead. I want to join the company of You and chase criminal and thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow, spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my aplication very careful and call me any time because me have hand telephone gism now. I am red for interview with you if you like me.

Me have no photocopy certificate because the photocopy machine there at Naija Delta shop is a long time and very old, it can mistake spelling in the certificate, that is why.I am very hornest and I didn’t steal since I born until now, I can speak English free. I have no very much to right I have end here. Please also greet your wife and childish!