Please, keep my identity hidden…
I’ve been dating this girl for 2 years now, the first year was like a honeymoon. My girlfriend cooks, she cleans my place sometimes then, she wakes up before me to do light makeup, when she wants to use the toilet she runs water so I wont hear the pup splash.
Omo, 1 year later all the opposite o, she still love me, she sends me sweet messages and all but those things from the beginning she has stopped oh.
She doesn’t do makeup, saliva is the new makeup on her face I meet in the morning, she farts anyhow, I will even beg her to run water so I don’t hear the pupu splash. For her to cook I have to beg o, she now like to tie one wrapper like that. I will soon carry it.
Then her natural hair and me get palava, sometimes I don’t get warning I will just see pupu specs in the toilet, has she seen me finish or it’s love…
Abeg oh
That’s not love my bro the babe is dirty girl..
The girl na dirty girl o,