Pick the perfect name for your team ahead of the Premier League season with our list of the wittiest football-related puns and jokes

The 2022-23 Fantasy Premier League is open! So, you’ve signed up to play the game, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then… the dreaded team name screen hits you.

We’ve all been there – spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.

As Premier League fantasy football games get under way ahead of the new season, GOAL is here to save you some time and energy.

We’ve collected the 100 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names. Have a quick read of these and you’ll have your fantasy football side sorted in no time!

100. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

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99. Only Kruls & Horses

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98. Purple Reina

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97. Hakuna Juan Mata

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96. Top Dier

95. It’s All Gone Shane Long

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94. Ibe Gotta Feeling

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93. Batshuayi Crazy

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92. Rhythm of Van Dijk

91. Two’s Kompany

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90. Best Ings In Life Are Free

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89. Delph & Safety

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88. Earth, Wind & Maguire

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87. Citizen Kane

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86. Krul Intentions

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85. Giroud Awakening

84. Kepa Clean Sheet

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83. Goals Aloud

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82. Cry Me a River Plate

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81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev

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80. Cameroon Diaz

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79. Lacazette dello Sport

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78. Diego Costa Coffee

77. Lads On Toure

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76. No Kane, No Gain

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75. Luke KyleWalker

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74. Obi Wan-Bissaka

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73. Krul and the Gang

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72. Jurgener Believers

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71. Alisson Wonderland

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70. Lovren An Elevator

69. Gangster’s Allardyce

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68. Crouch Potato

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67. The Big Lewandowski

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66. Olympique Mayonnaise

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65. Aaron Wan-Bissaka Nil

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64. Bilbao Baggins

63. Top of the Klopps

62. Come Digne With Me

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61. Kings of Leon Osman

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60. Dunk ‘n’ Donuts

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59. Deeney in a Bottle

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58. Turkish De Ligt

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57. Tea & Busquets

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56. Pique and De Bruyne

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55. Dzeko and the

54. The Cesc Pistols

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53. TAA Very Much

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52. Moves Like Agger

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51. Sonic Huth

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50. Neuer Gonna Give You Up

49. Silence of the Lahms

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48. Hit Me Bebe One More Time

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47. Pjanic at the Disco

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46. You Petr Cech Yourself

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45. Pepe Pig

44. Bacuna Matata

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43. Tinchy Sneijder

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42. Obi-Wan Iwobi

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41. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

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40. When Harry Met Alli

39. Expected Toulouse

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38. Dukes of Hazard

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37. Willian Dollar Baby

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36. Enter Shaqiri

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35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

34. Game of Stones

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33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?

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32. Fiorentina Turner

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31. All the Smallings

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30. Finding Timo

29. Kroos Control

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28. Murder on Zidane’s floor

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27. The Zarate Kid

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26. Smack My Bilic Up

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25. Pique Blinders

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24. Victorious Secret

23. Blink-1 Eto’o

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22. The Passion of the Cruyff

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21. Egg Fried Reus

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20. How I Met Your Mata

19. Martial Law

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18. Absolutely Fabregas

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17. Cesc and the City

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16. Balotelli-Tubbies

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15. Boom Xhakalaka

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14. Neville Wears Prada

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13. Klopps and Robbers

12. Lady Yaya

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11. Lord of the Ings

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10. Guns ’N Moses

9. Ayew Being Served?

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8. The Wizard of Ozil

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7. Flying Without Ings

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6. Benteke Fried Chicken

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5. Show Me Da Mane

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4. Game of Throw-ins

3. Ctrl Alt De Laet

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2. Who Ate All Depays?

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1. Lallanas in Pyjamas