What All Uniabuja Students Can Relate To

You ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they haven’t started…only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they have a permanent seat.

* Lecturers will be telling you “buying my handout is not compulsory” but class Rep…let me have the list of those that have bought.

* You graduate with 3.50 and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG… I would have been a 4.50 graduate by now.

* If you think true love is theonly thing that is hard to find…try looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.

*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school.

*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.

*u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because Ure already late for lectures.

* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test….turns to the board to write. Before he turns back——-class don full. Lol

*come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, jaking and lots more.

*During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force.

* It’s always funny when exam invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs questions in 50 seconds.

Uniabuja Students. I hail thee.