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9jaflaver Book Of Jokes (Part Two)

    Posted by on December 27, 2016,



9jaflaver Book Of Jokes (Part Two)

In Akpos’ class, the English teacher made a sentence:
TEACHER: ‘Obi is a boy, isn’t he?’ Who can make this kind sentence for me?

The Teacher turned to Akpos, If I say “John is going to the market” How can you complete this phrase?

AKPOS: Let Him Go

In Akpos’ class the next day, the teacher asked

TEACHER: Who can change this statement without changing the meaning. “OJO is going to plug the mango”.

Akpos stood up and said.

AKOS: Mango, Ojo is coming for you.

 

TEACHER: One plus three is what?
CLASS: Fourteen!
TEACHER: Good. Abuja is the capital of which country?
CLASS: China!
TEACHER: Excellent! This is how I am going to be teaching till the government increase my salary.
-Two Great Liars-
Akpostus and his friend Ochuko were arguing whose father was the strongest.
OCHUKO: Do u know River Niger? It was my father that dug it.
AKPOSTUS: Your own na small thing.Do u know the Dead Sea? It was my father that killed it.
AKPOSTUS: Sir,would you punish someone for what he didn’t do?
TEACHER: No,why do you ask? AKPOSTUS: I didn’t do my assighnment!
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9 Comments

  1. Samjay1805 says:
    March 21, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    Love it

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  2. Anonymous says:
    March 30, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    nice

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  3. Emeka Dike says:
    July 24, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Nice1

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  4. Dis is really serious niggas says:
    October 2, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    Justice

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  5. Anonymous says:
    November 16, 2017 at 8:38 pm

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  6. bra G says:
    November 29, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    dope jokes

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  7. DIVINE says:
    March 10, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    cool great teacher na so

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  8. Pja says:
    May 7, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    NICE

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  9. Tobbie says:
    July 30, 2018 at 11:25 am

    lolzzzz
    sure nw dat wat is happening in.some public school….

    Reply

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