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9jaflaver Book Of Jokes (Part Two)


9jaflaver Book Of Jokes (Part Two)

In Akpos’ class, the English teacher made a sentence:
TEACHER: ‘Obi is a boy, isn’t he?’ Who can make this kind sentence for me?

The Teacher turned to Akpos, If I say “John is going to the market” How can you complete this phrase?

AKPOS: Let Him Go

In Akpos’ class the next day, the teacher asked

TEACHER: Who can change this statement without changing the meaning. “OJO is going to plug the mango”.

Akpos stood up and said.

AKOS: Mango, Ojo is coming for you.

 

TEACHER: One plus three is what?
CLASS: Fourteen!
TEACHER: Good. Abuja is the capital of which country?
CLASS: China!
TEACHER: Excellent! This is how I am going to be teaching till the government increase my salary.
-Two Great Liars-
Akpostus and his friend Ochuko were arguing whose father was the strongest.
OCHUKO: Do u know River Niger? It was my father that dug it.
AKPOSTUS: Your own na small thing.Do u know the Dead Sea? It was my father that killed it.
AKPOSTUS: Sir,would you punish someone for what he didn’t do?
TEACHER: No,why do you ask? AKPOSTUS: I didn’t do my assighnment!
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  1. Love it

    by Samjay1805 on Mar 21, 2017 at 10:06 pm

  2. nice

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