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Joke:- Read This Very Funny Letter

Letter from Sikira of Ilorin to her love
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that

will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other

lofers are behafe to theirself?

U haf refus to call me for

the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be

say your numba is unreach, is unreach.

You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract

guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we

haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from

heafen.

Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida

tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr

big. She efen tell me that u hog together.

If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how

many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to

scatter our middle.

Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took

in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.

My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I

haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins

name o……sifau and musibau.

I don’t sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow bcos I am fery

weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her

boyfriend

yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he

also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please

dont forget to send the money for the aso-

ebi for anti taiba’s naming o.

The color is red and

yellow.Red for the ‘buba’, and yellow for the ‘iro’. They said we

can use any color for the ‘gele’. But me I want to use blue. I will

now wear that my green curf shoe.

I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in

this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it’s

not anti taiba’s horseband that gif her the belle that she use to

born the

pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what

consign me?

I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager

to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira.

shift lemme faint!!



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54 Comments

  1. Zeeboy says:

    I love ur all thanks dey onwer of dis site.

  2. Zirk says:

    I need space to faint

  3. Mr Jamiz ( RapLord in Africa ) says:

    hahaha this kinda letter dey wahala my brain box …lolz

  4. mulonda says:

    This is fun 100%

  5. Yung mafia says:

    Haba dis 1 dey 2 much

  6. Anonymous says:

    smile so funny

  7. abubakar says:

    hmm verry funy letter, lolz

  8. mwirigi Godfrey Torres says:

    so amusing… I like it

  9. Izuu says:

    I dun half cum full 4m my share lolz:-D:-D see grammer!.

  10. CHIZZY says:

    LOL VERY FUNNY

  11. lil ~soft says:

    omen na jas laugh oo

  12. Itz Obyno Iheanacho says:

    Lolzz, i no fit laf abeg

  13. olaplenty says:

    its obvious the girl is a nigerian. Shai na wa oo

  14. Opeyemi says:

    I know that smtin is hppon 2 dis letta u are wte in dis letta bicoz I tink u are tlking abt jokes. tank u.Bye

  15. magdalene says:

    i sure say she don get schorlaship to study english for oxford yorobersity ajegunle

  16. fresh says:

    shift lemme faint. I don dey faint oooo mak someone bring water ooooo.

  17. Chris king Attaboy says:

    Sweet letter

  18. GiftEd Emmanuel (River godess ) says:

    Wasted Generation

  19. JUSTIN RILES says:

    GOOD TIME AND REALLY FUNNY WITH THE GRAMMARS

  20. CHIDERA UDEAJA (AKA) #SIR YOUNG MONEY# says:

    COME LET ME GIVE YOU SCHOLAR SHIP TO STUDY ANTI_ ENGLISH LOL

  21. Emy 4 Christ says:

    unreadable

  22. Commando says:

    sumbody wake me up

  23. pastor avatar says:

    the grammer’s do me kungful

  24. B money says:

    very funny looto

  25. Anonymous says:

    9ja flaver! 9ja flaver!! ha money tims did i have cal u. Clear road o i want 2 faint. Ur frightfully na me.

  26. walexy says:

    i beg he ooooo make ooonaa noooo kill me oooo

  27. Segun says:

    Dis is so 4ne, insist it

  28. LORDDEWIZZY says:

    “URS FRIGHT FULLY” HA UR HORSEBAND GO DON DYE BY NOW ALTHOUGH SHIFT LEMME FOLOW FAINT

  29. EL DEE says:

    NA WA WOO I THING SAY DIS 1 NA YOROBA BABE

  30. Itz Lovez Daniel says:

    Lolz I Wan Fly

  31. l.migthy obilez says:

    i like this site

  32. Abdulsalam Wasil says:

    i don die……wic kind gramma com be diz 1 9ja galz abeg woooooo

  33. tobi emmanuel says:

    omo i fall for all your english o

  34. A Rox Zambia says:

    I like dis web site keep us happy jst like dis….

  35. young cartel says:

    jesuuuuuuu

  36. kizzy says:

    not a small somethings…………..aaaaaya

  37. Anonymous says:

    Don’t faint on my space oo Cuz I’m coming there to faint now ooo

  38. Queene says:

    LOLZ!!! I DON FAINT SEF

  39. Kazstar says:

    Hea dis one bahd goa

  40. bunmight says:

    somebody should pure me water i don faint

  41. Melody says:

    Lovers wahala,,,,,,,laff wen kill me ooo

  42. exclusive says:

    Heey shift am de next person too faint

  43. Anonymous says:

    Wow nice one

  44. fiyin says:

    lol,dis letter dey crack me up una go skool

  45. Anonymous says:

    Watin b dis sha Lolz

  46. Anonymous says:

    T .L.D.R

  47. Bewise(Rapkid) says:

    I really love dis wrgte up can i get a space to faint too?

  48. beauty says:

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!…..diz bae iz jxt d bst …

  49. Alfred isreal says:

    Ooh god dis g go fet kill human being ooooooohhhhh

  50. Bolex k says:

    Anti uer good englishian o

  51. Greiz says:

    Dis one off me.

  52. IheGod says:

    Very funny nice one

  53. WAZICO says:

    De tin no dey interesting

  54. Treasure says:

    dah kind tin???

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