Akpos Joke: Flooding in Lagos

The following WhatsApp chat ensued between Akpos and his boss:

Akpos: Boss, I won’t be able to come to work today.

Boss: Why not?

Akpos: It rained heavily in my area
and the whole place is flooded.

Boss: You listed “swimming” as your hobby in your CV. So hurry up and come to work! I’m expecting you!

Akpos: Jesus Christ!!!