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Check The New 9jaflaver Fresh Jokes!! (For Laughs)

Check The New 9jaflaver Fresh Jokes!! (For Laughs)

Jokes below:-

1- Dear Nigeria Girlfriend, Do you think your ignoring me would make me bored?

Have you forgotten that if you do not call me, Airtel will call me. If you don’t text me, Mtn will and if you don’t visit me, Jehovah Witness will.

 

2- That moment you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg.
Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull under 3 seconds.

 

3- If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!

 

4- Naija Student Joke

JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.

10 Years Later: Contact me for your iTunes gift card for instant cash out.

 

5- Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French.

Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

 

6- Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what’s her favourite animal and she will answer: “Roasted Chicken”.

 

7- Naija parents can send unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing.
like: Ayodun! Go and check whether there is air outside.

 

8- Teacher: What’s the noise outside?
Class rep: A naked woman is riding a donkey.
Teacher: Really? Let me see, its been a while since i saw a donkey.

 

9- Husband: Honey, i have a confession. I have had sex with so many prostitutes in the past.
Wife: What! No wonder. I knew it, I have been thinking i’ve seen your face somewhere before. You must have been one of my customers.

 

10- Teacher: Name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa.
Ayodun: Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia & Sierra Leone.
Akpors: What about Nigeria?
Ayodun: When counting sinners, do you include Satan?

 

11- A farmer caught a thief who has been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.
halfway to the viillage square, the thief said to the man, “Please, i have forgotten my slipers in the farm, can i go and get them?
The farmer obliged, Hurry up! i would be waiting for you here.”
He waited endlessly and realized he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother what had happened. His elder brother brutally slapped him and said:
You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go and get his slippers for him.

 

12- Ayo: Madam please sell 200 naira rice for me inside nylon.

Madam: And what else?

Ayo: And tie it.

 

13- When a lady send you a message like: Can you do me a favour, then you go offline and starting driving aeroplane with your phone Airplane mode. God is Watching You Brother.

 

14- Consequences of dating someone who is too much of an alcoholic:

While sleeping next to him, he bites your ear at 2am only to find out he had a dream of opening a bottle of star.

 

15- When a Nigeria girls says she wants a handsome man. She is not talking about looks but talking about: a Hand that has Some… You know what i mean.

 

16- Eating Suya with a friend that paid for it is really stressfull. You will be asking the holy spirit when its time to pick another one.

 

17- A teacher went to a hotel, he wanted to see the menu but he has forgotten what its been called, so he asked: “Please can i see the food syllabus?



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55 Comments

  1. Dark horse says:

    Gr8

  2. Derraking says:

    Blasst… Too funny

  3. YT'x Geowise says:

    brotherly u funny die

  4. Rapture says:

    kikikikikiki

  5. Angela says:

    Lol you’re funny, thanks for sharing

  6. Angela says:

    Very funny, thanks for sharing

  7. Anonymous says:

    Nice jokes!

  8. mushili jr says:

    kikiki classic jokes very entertaining

  9. Jayzee says:

    kikkiikikiikik
    hahahahahaha
    so funny

  10. Alex says:

    You 2 funny

  11. UNA TRY ABEG MAKE UNA SEND MORE says:

    OYIBOGANU

  12. Prise says:

    Oboy the joke good

  13. collins Cruz says:

    very funny…. Dope! You guys are trying oh

  14. ha hahaha!!!!,so funny says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!,SO FUNNY

  15. Ashafalt says:

    Awesome no 5 killed me most

  16. Amanson says:

    you are too much,

  17. udwaki says:

    not even funny but i am crying because of laffff

  18. Stina Dee says:

    U too bad, so funny

  19. Fredrick says:

    It really cool. I love them all..

  20. ssfb croxx says:

    lolx una try joor

  21. Young says:

    LOL
    Nice One

  22. Lawrence says:

    Lolzzz my belle ooh

  23. Udobad says:

    Lols u try, keep it up

  24. Philo^cent says:

    So Nice

  25. #Prince destiny says:

    Nice 1

  26. newton from tz says:

    tripple konk master

  27. SAS says:

    FUNNY ..
    nothingmuch .

  28. Anonymous says:

    your songs are unsome

  29. israel says:

    your songs are unsome

  30. Caleb says:

    U dey too much

  31. Benny says:

    Nice & funny

  32. Alex sandro says:

    This is good

  33. VIVIAN MARK says:

    THIS IS VERY GOOD

  34. Kings says:

    Lwkmd For Here Ooo… Too Funny

  35. SUNNI GOLE says:

    Lol cant stop laughing

  36. Youngking says:

    Na u try pass

  37. Ayobami.P says:

    I Am Tired Of Laffing

  38. Anonymous says:

    NA number 16 funny me pass

  39. SUNNY SUNE says:

    YOU ARE TOO FUNNY

  40. acclerando says:

    you wan kill person

  41. Kiss daddy says:

    Lol…
    i cant hold myself..
    my God

  42. Anonymous says:

    I cant die pls….
    this is gr8

  43. Anonymous says:

    Really funny

  44. Anonymous says:

    wow nice

  45. db praise says:

    nice joke

  46. ChuksAmarachibby says:

    Funny

  47. Anonymous says:

    Weelll I love ur joke keep it on so u will be famous lyk me

  48. Don jah bless says:

    Nice jokes keep it on

  49. Anonymous says:

    Hahahaha

  50. roseline alade says:

    so interesting

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