1 – Sleeping next to YOUR new bae or boo for the first time is tough. You have to breathe in English, not too loud, not too deep and not too fast.
2 – Its only in Nigeria
you will tell someone how you suffered while growing up and they reply”you no suffer reach me”as if suffering is a competition…nawa ooh..
3 –
I knew d economic state was worse Wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL.. He was like ‘Bros Abeg how much for low current????
4 – The problems of Nigeria started with confusion in speaking English…
British: Extreme
American : End
Nigerian : Extreme end
British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker
British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon
British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner
British: so,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,(its a banger)
British: tell me the reason
America: tell me why
Nigeria: tell me the reason why
British: Ten Pounds each
American: Ten Dollars each
Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.
You see where our problem started?
5 – Eat good food just incase you vomit…… My friend vomited rice and red oil todayI use shame go buy two meat drop on top of her vomit.
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Hahahaha
So funny
Wow!!! That’s really funny especially the 1st and 2nd one
Very funny
hahaha u killed me
E choke oh
Especially number 1 an 4
Nice one
O!!! Boy dats’ funny.una wan kill me
Wow
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U no go kill person so fun
Nice one there!
Mad ooo
Wow this is funny
4ny
Can’t stop laughing oh, it’s hilarious
hahaha
Hilarious
Una won kill person oo
So good nd nice
So funny
Hahahaha
This jokes too funny my brother