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Joke:- Love sms ; pidgin style!




Joke:- Love sms ; pidgin style!

I no sabi blow English but I fit tell you say I LOVE YOU

My Geography na kpom kpom but I sabi sayWHERE you live; na in my HEART

I dey bad for History but i REMEMBER di first time i see you

My Chemistry na zero but I can tell wetin be di REACTION when you smile

I am BAD in PHYSICS but I sabi di INTENSITY of SPARK in my EYES when dey SEE you

I fit be olodo for every subject but make I tell everybody now; I go pass all subjects if di TOPIC na YOU

Describe Me

A Wife asked her husband to describe her, the  husband said u’re “A B C D EF G H I J K”
Hmm! Wife said, “wat does dat mean?”

Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, FairlyGorgeous and Hot
she said “oh, thats so lovely, wat about I J K ? He said, “I‘m Just  Kidding” Gbosaa!

Little Johnny!!

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting

on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left ?” “None.”, replied Johnny. “’cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the teacher. “But I like the way you are thinking.”

Little Johnny said, “I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her

cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?” “Well,” said the teacher nervously, “I guess the one sucking the cone?” “No,” said Little Johnny, “the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking.”



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2 Comments

  1. Some1 says:

    I like the way the guy think is……#Bad_Boy

  2. Nickyposh says:

    Smart kid

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