Joke:- Mr P

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name?

AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly!

AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY:- your father’s name?

AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean?

AKPOS:- Moses Peter sir

OFFICER EAZY:- your native place?

AKPOS: M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- is it Makurdi Purum?

AKPOS:- No, Minna Port sir

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your qualification?

AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- (angry) what is it?!

AKPOS:- Metric Pass

OFFICER EAZY:- so why do you need a job?

AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY: meaning?

AKPOS:- Money Problem sir

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your personality?

AKPOS:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?

AKPOS:- Monacrotic Personality

OFFICER EAZY:- I see… I will get back to you.

AKPOS:- sir, how’s my M.P?

OFFICER EAZY:- and what’s that again?

AKPOS:- My Performance.

OFFICER EAZY:- M.P !

AKPOS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER EAZY:- Mental Problem!!
LOL!!