Akpos’ wife sent her husband a romantic text message.

She wrote:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”

Akpos texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”