After a heart surgery, Akpos told his doctor that his wife was afraid to have s*x with him. The Doctor assured him that it would do him no harm. Akpos asked him to

give it to him in writing and the doctor wrote furiously and gave it to him.

It said, “Dear Mrs Akpos, your husband is in such remarkable good physical condition, I wouldn’t be surprised if he could make love two or three times every night.”

Akpos was delighted but requested a small amendment, “Could you take out ‘Mrs Akpos’ and make it, “To whom it may concern?”.