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Joke:- Ways To Catch A Thief

The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.

The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender.

The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for him to lure him closer, then you catch him.

The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief.



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45 Comments

  1. youngwealth says:

    nah NIGERIA police style worst pass

  2. godstime says:

    so good

  3. joelwry says:

    that y Nigeria police brain is upside down

  4. DSiva says:

    Nawa for Nigerian Police o

  5. Priceless Damsel says:

    so funny

  6. mc Benjamin aka human being pikin says:

    very nice I will like to be popular here

  7. Anonymous says:

    Nigeria Police Well Don O

  8. Twist says:

    9ja police de try na,

  9. Jacinta says:

    na so naji police

  10. Samuel says:

    Very funny

  11. Mario zee says:

    lol…
    no be small thing

  12. Mr_Jamiz(RapLord in Africa) says:

    waoh!! so funny and fascinated

  13. obino one says:

    that is the truth

  14. QUOREB says:

    HAAAAA TURE TALK BAD OOOOO THERE ARE

  15. SHAGY says:

    YEEEEPAAAAA

  16. kevweranking says:

    exactly….
    which is very wrong@9ja

  17. GOSPEL NNAMDI says:

    I LOVE UR JOKE

  18. bravo says:

    abi! Haha….

  19. gabriella says:

    the nigeria own worst

  20. ITZ BENJAMIN SUNDAY says:

    LOL THAT TRUE U NAILED D NIGERIAN POLICE

  21. Mikealli says:

    Na so oo!!!!

  22. Commando says:

    wow!! LMAO

  23. Daniel Potefa says:

    9ja police we pray una get well soon

  24. Adeleke muhammad says:

    Na true o

  25. Mr capable says:

    Omo u wan try 9ja police if u see them 4 street runooo b4 u turn to a thife

  26. gifty says:

    exactly
    u gat it

  27. Mhiz Happiness Care's says:

    nigeria police worst nd they 2 like bribery

  28. NICE UP says:

    and na dem fea pass

  29. Agi Linus says:

    Nigeria things are always different

  30. Anonymous says:

    Avery thing about 9ja is different

  31. Anonymous says:

    Veri funi

  32. my name says:

    corruption

  33. Anonymous says:

    lol…sure na

  34. Emmy says:

    Not too funny

  35. mufutaudeen says:

    funny Nigerians

  36. mr vince says:

    very funny 🙂

  37. Olatunji Ifeoluwa says:

    Yes U Ar Rite

  38. Mira says:

    Lol nice 1

  39. Defender says:

    Why using he? why can’t you use she?

  40. Anonymous says:

    OMG…so you people don’t like Nigerian police at all

  41. Dandy says:

    Na true talk

  42. Smart kidoo says:

    Nice

  43. Odera jr says:

    na soo

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