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Joke:- Who Killed Golliat?

A teacher came to the class and asked aquestion

TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?

STUDENT 1: it’s not me

STUDENT 2: I wasn’t at school that day.

STUDENT 3: I don’t know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher’s office and told the HM that students in that class don’t know who killed Goliath.

The HM came to that class and asked…

HM: Who killed Goliath?

CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!

HM.: If u don’t tell me who killed Goliath, you’ll see fire today…!!

CLASS : We don’t know.

The HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??

The teacher fainted….!!

 

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33 Responses

  1. david

    by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2017 at 7:52 am

  2. this story is very funny i like it

    by peter martins on Oct 26, 2017 at 1:29 pm

  3. They teacher No teach them anything oo.

    by G-wills on Oct 28, 2017 at 6:25 am

  4. lol

    by Mario zee on Oct 28, 2017 at 2:08 pm

  5. That is a nice joke

    by Linuseelucky on Oct 28, 2017 at 2:09 pm

  6. very funny

    by Godfrey on Oct 30, 2017 at 10:50 pm

  7. Yeah I like this joke I which you can allowed me to used it

    by idawene tom on Nov 2, 2017 at 5:06 pm

  8. stewpiddquestion

    by s.RONALDO on Nov 3, 2017 at 2:43 pm

  9. Definitely their HM did’nt know who killed goliat.Very interesting joke.

    by Temitope on Nov 6, 2017 at 12:09 pm

  10. vry funny

    by maczy on Nov 9, 2017 at 11:50 am

  11. very funny

    by Muniru morata on Nov 13, 2017 at 6:38 pm

  12. I Like That

    by Dan Dan Koker Dan on Nov 14, 2017 at 3:21 pm

  13. very funny

    by HORLUWATHOBILOBAH on Nov 20, 2017 at 7:33 am

  14. cant stop lafin in enugu language

    by Ojas on Nov 21, 2017 at 5:54 am

  15. lwkmd

    by kevweranking on Nov 28, 2017 at 3:20 pm

  16. my ribs ooooo

    by Anonymous on Nov 29, 2017 at 4:05 pm

  17. d teacher ma na block head he no teach dem anything

    by Jecinta nwanegbo on Dec 7, 2017 at 9:33 am

  18. Guy U Knw Well, U Wan Make I Laugh Die B4 My Time Abi Hahahaha Tears Dey Commot 4 My Eyes Hahahahaha

    by Prince Ugoo Homeboy on Dec 11, 2017 at 12:15 am

  19. my chic ooooo

    by becky on Dec 23, 2017 at 9:18 am

  20. U won mek i die 4 hir, plz as i de hot oooo!!!

    by victor (A} on Dec 30, 2017 at 9:46 pm

  21. those are the headteachers of nowdays

    by kwikiriza alfred on Dec 31, 2017 at 8:28 am

  22. hahaha d GM shuld jst live d skul if nt yawa go dey

    by Rockey 07060576541 on Dec 31, 2017 at 1:59 pm

  23. Hm, Don’t Even Knw De Answa

    by Elvis on Jan 2, 2018 at 7:49 am

  24. Lol ha ha ha…that was dope man i never thought am gonna laugh that way

    by Michael Effiong on Jan 4, 2018 at 4:43 am

  25. That is funny

    by Yhungmoney on Jan 15, 2018 at 9:48 am

  26. lolz.stupid hm and students

    by Etieno on Jan 17, 2018 at 6:16 am

  27. De Hm and de student are birds of de same feather

    by Mr capable on Jan 17, 2018 at 12:32 pm

  28. Hahahahaha wow. Very funny

    by Itz Pabzy on Jan 18, 2018 at 5:58 am

  29. Haha,I lyk such schools

    by Victor on Jan 19, 2018 at 8:35 am

  30. Ni hataree aisee huyo HM ndio chizii kabisaa

    by leesmash on Jan 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm

  31. am From Tz guys

    by Leesmash on Jan 19, 2018 at 4:02 pm

  32. haha xo funy

    by Anonymous on Feb 2, 2018 at 6:39 pm

  33. lol

    by Hemmy on Feb 4, 2018 at 5:36 am

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