This Post is For The Ladies…
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
YOU: Actually I would rather have the money.
HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
YOU: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
YOU: I must’ve been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
YOU: Sorry. I will be having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
YOU: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
YOU: Okay, get out!.
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
YOU: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
YOU: Why? Don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
YOU: I’ve already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
YOU: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
YOU: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
YOU: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
YOU: I’m a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
YOU: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
YOU: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you Unclad, I would die happy.
YOU: If I see you Unclad, I would probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life?
YOU: Where I’ll be the rest of your life, in your wildest dreams.
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