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Ladies: Funny ways to turn down men in 2016

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HE: Can I buy you a drink?

YOU: Actually I would rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

YOU: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

YOU: I must’ve been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

YOU: Sorry. I will be having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

YOU: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.

YOU: Okay, get out!.

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

YOU: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?

YOU: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?

YOU: I’ve already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?

YOU: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?

YOU: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

YOU: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

YOU: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

YOU: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.

YOU: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you Unclad, I would die happy.

YOU: If I see you Unclad, I would probably die laughing

HE: Where have you been all my life?

YOU: Where I’ll be the rest of your life, in your wildest dreams.



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