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Moment Of Unlimited Laugh!! Get In Here For Some Funny Jokes

Moment Of Unlimited Laugh!! Get In Here For Some Funny Jokes

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman ;
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied , “My husband’s cheque book!”

Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love.” What’s the secret?”
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!

A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out!
Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??

Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “i am talking to my wife!”

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.”

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him immediately.

 

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Posted by on October 4, 2017.

Categories: Jokes

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9 Responses

  1. Mehn!!….,I don’t think d last one is a joke oh!

    by Pizzle on Oct 4, 2017 at 6:22 pm

  2. Nice collection

    by Belinda on Oct 6, 2017 at 6:36 am

  3. lol fresh n funny

    by luxorCarps on Oct 14, 2017 at 2:19 am

  4. mehn…d last one isn’t a joke oo!

    by Tipsy on Oct 15, 2017 at 11:38 am

  5. wao d joke was really fantastic.

    by jennynazzy on Oct 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

  6. Funny indeed

    by De DIAMOND on Jan 7, 2018 at 2:47 pm

  7. Lol….funny

    by Base desmond on Jan 9, 2018 at 6:31 pm

  8. I LOVE THIS KEEP IT ON

    by RAHMON on Jan 23, 2018 at 7:43 pm

  9. that ws awesome

    by Anonymous on Feb 1, 2018 at 9:05 pm

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