I seriously need to stop listening to people’s conversation in a taxi…I once followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story.
Even if u’re ugly as hell when you have money, women will always find something cute on you like. They will be like: “Awwww he has nice finger prints”…..or “Awwww he has such a cute shadow”.
Girls that plait Ghana weaving with Brazilian wool on their Nigerian hair… Come let’s talk! How do you survive with three nations on ur head ?
Not all couples have sex on their wedding night, some spend it arguing about how the jollof and drinks disappeared. Lmaooo