If you’ve ever lived in the type of house we call Face to Face in Nigeria then you would certainly be able to relate to this no matter how brief you stayed.
Those who have stayed in Face me I face you can relate
1- Those who have 1stclass in gossiping, they can gossip a ghost and the ghost wont be aware
2- The ones who are very poor but produce kids like wetin I no know
3- That single sister who is very accommodating, I mean she accommodates new guys every night..what a cheerful giver
4- That sister who will never give her hair breathing space, always tying scarf
5- The most superior womanizers, this set of people don’t have taste, from fair to dark, slender, fat, tall even dwarfs
6- That one man that is always challenging the landlord cos the house has only one toilet ,like he came to this world to poo
7- The very proud ones, just because they married wives with big bum they think they should automatically earn your respect
8- That very ugly man who surprisingly has a pretty wife,sometimes one would wonder like ‘how did he even say it, like how he take toast am’
9- The Profs– These ones have refused to marry, they do all chores themselves from sweeping to washing and fetching water. They can cook all type of soups- Oha, Ogbono, Okro…name it but they can be very stingy, I mean they can trace their missing 10naira back to a thousand kilometers.
10- The borrowers- They can borrow anything salt, broom, toothpaste, tie even your life if possible. They are the only set of people who can knock on your door in the middle of the night just to say ‘Abeg una get matches
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So funny i lk dis lol
very hillarious
Lol
d one dat will always come to ur house to watch movie especially zee world as if ur house is a cinema
i think i just agrid to dis
NOT THAT FUNNY BUT YOU TRY..
nice one
exactly,true talk
good one
Modenise
So so funny….Lolzz
I beg una go kill pesin o..
lols! mek una no kill me.
Because they dont want to give , they will be like my mother have counted the salt
O boy I dope ooo
lol
True Talk
DAT 9C
haha no small oo
lol
Nice
hahahaha no be small unless no be dis country
And dos people dat want to command d other tenant as if dey are d landlod
Funny
Rofl..
all the jokes here are just too funny….can’t just stop laughing
i don die to laugh oooooooo
I laugh til i tire
Na true talk
No be lie
Na Soooo,U No Lie
Lolz
No be lies
d one wey sabi send children lyk kilode
hmmm very funny
Lov ur jokes.ur best fan
LOL
I suggest dat their work v’e finish n dis earth
Nice u by mc latest
Funny
Even the people who will remove your cloths to hang there underwear